tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1138570918413841323.post3877561847693997322..comments2024-02-23T03:29:54.261-05:00Comments on The Unreligious Right: 10 Questions for Atheists To Ask on the National Day of PrayerUNRRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17093711439992855042noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1138570918413841323.post-73125367897855165362009-05-08T03:17:00.000-04:002009-05-08T03:17:00.000-04:00Why not just celebrate your Atheism instead of tak...Why not just celebrate your Atheism instead of taking potshots? Try a little tolerance.<br /><br />~ an AtheistJPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01051630545273951917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1138570918413841323.post-77696367123680164372009-05-06T18:08:00.000-04:002009-05-06T18:08:00.000-04:001. Um...haven't you ever heard of phantom limbs?
...1. Um...haven't you ever heard of phantom limbs?<br /><br />2. Easy. If neither is clearly more pious, He picks the team with the strongest, fastest, smartest, and luckiest players. It's the only fair thing to do.<br /><br />3. Heretic!<br /><br />4. No, silly! The most common answer to prayer is: "Sorry, it's just not my will."<br /> <br />5. God is not Verizon. He hears all and sees all.<br /><br />6. Unless you're above average in eloquence, keep your prayers silent. If your spoken prayer is overheard by people who consider it clumsy or poorly-composed, it won't be answered.<br /><br />7. Only the lesser ones who can't read our minds.<br /><br />8. It depends on whether your particular god is included amongst the religions sponsoring or observing the holiday.<br /><br />9. The more pray-ers the better. Everyone knows that. It's why we have prayer circles and prayer request lists and such. And the prayers of strangers who read your name on a list are much more potent than are those of your friends and family. All the better if that list was attached to an e-mail and forwarded until it has more chevrons than text.<br /><br />10. Only mine, of course. Everyone else's gods are false.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14098379526496899441noreply@blogger.com