When you ascend to heaven during the Rapture. Let atheists take care of them. I wish I'd thought
of this.
A new business promises to care for the pets of people who are transported suddenly to heaven in the Rapture, an event that some evangelical Christians believe will precede the Apocalypse as described in the Book of Revelation. Most Rapture experts say that when the faithful go to Jesus, their pets will stay on Earth with the non-believers.
Check out
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets.com.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
He's taken in $11,000 so far. I'll bet he could make more with an aggressive marketing campaign.
