Monday, January 4, 2010

Don't Let Your Pets Starve

When you ascend to heaven during the Rapture. Let atheists take care of them. I wish I'd thought of this.
A new business promises to care for the pets of people who are transported suddenly to heaven in the Rapture, an event that some evangelical Christians believe will precede the Apocalypse as described in the Book of Revelation. Most Rapture experts say that when the faithful go to Jesus, their pets will stay on Earth with the non-believers.
Check out Eternal Earth-Bound
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each 
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
He's taken in $11,000 so far. I'll bet he could make more with an aggressive marketing campaign.


  1. Hi,
    I'm Bart, creator and co-owner of EE-BP, USA.

    The $11k figure is not accurate. While we signed our 100th paying client in Novemeber, some number of our clients have contracted for multiple pet rescues.

    Word of mouth, and internet articles as well as nationwide radio interviews, and blog postings have been the mainstay of our marketing. It has cost us nothing. The obsticle to increased volume is the general lack of trust of atheists by theists.

    Best regards,
    aka Dromedary Hump

  2. Bart,

    Thanks for commenting. It sounds like you are doing pretty well, especially if you aren't putting out any money on advertising.

    I know what you mean about the lack of trust of atheists, given that we are a despised minority. I can see where that might be a problem.

    But at any rate, congratulations on coming up with a great idea. I hope you make a lot of money with it. I have some relatives that believe in the rapture, and I'll definitely be mentioning your services to them.