Obama for UN Secretary-General

Think about it. As Secretary-General of the UN, Obama could give countless speeches to admiring fans, indulge in all sorts of utopian fantasies, talk to anti-American leaders from around the world, criticize Israel, support the Palestinians, and attempt to extort wealth from the U.S. in the service of "world" goals. What's that you say? He's already doing those things? True, but he could do it at the UN where he wouldn't cause any actual damage. And we could have a president that worried about advancing U.S. interests.