1. Believes in killing terrorists -- even if only in Afghanistan & Pakistan
2. Supports Big Tobacco by smoking.
3. Once authorized the killing of a pirate.
4. Appointed multiple tax evaders to high office. Shows at least some independence from the liberal love of taxes -- or it could just be hypocrisy.
5. Isn't actually a communist, just a big government liberal -- still bad, but not quite as bad.
6. Is donating all the proceeds from his best selling books to charity, to help some people get health insurance -- ha, just kidding about that one.
7. He's not Nancy Pelosi.
8. He's just crippling the CIA, not shutting it down entirely -- at least for now.
9. Hasn't actually surrendered to anyone yet -- just done a lot of unnecessary apologizing.
10.Two words: President Biden. Here's hoping nothing happens to Obama.
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