Thursday, May 28, 2009

"Proof" that God Exists

Well, I guess we atheists are just going to have to convert. It was fun while it lasted. Some guy who has "extensive education in science, engineering, psychology, music and theology"has proven the existence of God. put out a press release touting his arguments called, "Conclusive Scientific Proof That God Exists And The Bible Is True." And it's not just one proof of God's existence, it's "10 conclusive areas of scientific proof." Because you know if you call something "scientific," it must be so.

But there is also good news. Pastafarians rejoice! He has also proven the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

his proofs are “conclusive” because there are no scientifically provable arguments that can disprove them.
That's all the proof we need. Try to disprove the FSM with science. Can't do it can you? Therefore he exists.

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