Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Hot Atheist Girls

If anyone is looking, I stumbled onto this site.


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8 comments:

  1. Psychic DefecationNovember 12, 2009 at 8:06 AM

    One of them is a pug. That can't be good.

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  2. peAce de resistance: the sub/dudeFebruary 12, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    That's completely fair. You site, your beliefs, your theory. That's fair in the Liar's America. However! Lemme gonna giveth unto thee, my just and lovely liege, a totally different take on the whole subject of Heaven. Ready for this? Hold on, girly --- I'm just trying to get people to think of the vertical and NOT the whorizontal so much. Sex in Heaven?? Why not?? If Almighty God provides everything else, why not intimate love make’n for the length of eternity? Why not have five, whole, weeks nonstop in a Mansion on a cloud where you could kiss their bare feet as they're in XTC before thee? Why not feed’m delicious delicacies after skinny dipping? Baklava, strawberries, pudd’n, Starbuxxx I-scream? Why not take a shower with girls, giving them a sensuous backrub, kiss’n their Aussie tulips and being one as both of you float? That’s the Heaven I want. Dunno bout you, brudda, but I want that. I wanna love’m as deep and wide as the universe is round and lengthy; I wanna love’m soft, slow, and smooth for taking us to this wonderFULL realm Upstairs. See, God knew, of course, the ol El Diablo would lie like a rug and trick U.S. into believing love make’n wouldn’t be possible in Heaven, so why not git a buncha ho’s and condemn yourself? ‘Sex is just for earth’ you say? WRONG. If you have the desire, anything and everything is possible in the Great Beyond. So, dream big, America. God loves that. God loves U.S. to ‘pull Him down outta the sky’ and fantasize about where we’re going. Dream extra-infinite. God can and will provide if we have a seed of faith. God will water. God bless you --- PS If you'll see in one of my avant-garde, sardonic satire hardboiled blogs, I speek of love make'n in Heaven. N'joy.

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  3. -blessed holy socksJuly 11, 2011 at 10:51 PM

    What?? Am I, like, deaf?? Tok2me. Promise I don't bite. Waaay too expensive for legal fees.

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  4. -blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealotJune 27, 2014 at 7:56 PM

    See you kept it, girl. Wonder why. Nevertheless, here's sumtin new to git your precious, wondering cranium to whirrr'n --- What part of the word INDELIBLE don’t you comprehend? Yes, your mortal body rots in the grave providing nutrition to countless bacteria, yet, your INDELIBLE soul is Divinely Judged when you croak. What don’t you understand about how God wants U.S. to be extremely fulfilled when we go to the Great Beyond??? This finite existence is but a test to see if we gotta the bawls, brudda. God blessa youse -Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL. Meet me Upstairs in Seventh-Heaven - we gotta lotta tok about.

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  5. UnknownOctober 24, 2016 at 8:39 PM

    HeeHee See you kept'm. Allah'm. On October 30, 85, the world came to a dead halt for botha us, thus, began my agonizing recovery which promises to git the elect OFFA this earth... just like Jimmy Hoffa (RIP). As you very know, girly-whirly, 1-outta-1 croaks and we have a looong, looong time to think. So...

    trustNjesus, dear.
    Meet me Upstairs.
    Let's getta Big-Ol beer...
    gotta lotta tok about.

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  6. UnknownFebruary 2, 2018 at 7:21 PM

    Almighty God in His Infinite Wisdom
    knows without pro-creation there's
    nthn but sterility4eternity, He knows
    we shall be pro-creative to make love
    and populate the BIG universe.
    In Seventh-Heaven, we're immortal;

    ...which brings-up the next point:
    Q: aint there sex in Hell, too?
    dont want no religious bullsh!t
    A: yes and no.
    If you're put in a holding cell,
    alone,
    with 10-ft-tall demons around you
    who hate you with a passion
    beating-U2-shreds, no.
    There's not. Bummer;
    however, if you're put into the Lake of Fire,
    puhhh-lenty of room for love making (if your
    sweetheart doesnt mind the sulpher).

    You see the utter stupidity of going
    to HELL AFTER DEATH??

    --> trustNjesus!
    --> aint2coolNhellfire
    --> Make Your Choice -SAW

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    1. UnknownFebruary 2, 2018 at 7:22 PM

      -
      I totally know whats on
      97.79% of people's minds:

      Sex aint allowed on earth
      unless you're married;
      if you continue to fornicate,
      you maaay risk Hellfire
      through YOUR, OWN, CHOICE!!!

      However...
      In Seventh-Heaven, have at it.
      Almighty God saith unto thee:
      LEAVE A FEW GALAXIES4OTHERS.

      Make Your Choice -SAW

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  7. -blessed b9, Catalyst4ChristFebruary 11, 2019 at 5:32 PM

    Very cool. Cya kept'm.
    Meet me Upstairs, lil one.
    Let's gitta BIG-OL-BEER 'n party-hardy.
    Love you.
    Cya...

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