Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Hot Atheist Girls

If anyone is looking, I stumbled onto this site.


3 comments:

  1. One of them is a pug. That can't be good.

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  2. That's completely fair. You site, your beliefs, your theory. That's fair in the Liar's America. However! Lemme gonna giveth unto thee, my just and lovely liege, a totally different take on the whole subject of Heaven. Ready for this? Hold on, girly --- I'm just trying to get people to think of the vertical and NOT the whorizontal so much. Sex in Heaven?? Why not?? If Almighty God provides everything else, why not intimate love make’n for the length of eternity? Why not have five, whole, weeks nonstop in a Mansion on a cloud where you could kiss their bare feet as they're in XTC before thee? Why not feed’m delicious delicacies after skinny dipping? Baklava, strawberries, pudd’n, Starbuxxx I-scream? Why not take a shower with girls, giving them a sensuous backrub, kiss’n their Aussie tulips and being one as both of you float? That’s the Heaven I want. Dunno bout you, brudda, but I want that. I wanna love’m as deep and wide as the universe is round and lengthy; I wanna love’m soft, slow, and smooth for taking us to this wonderFULL realm Upstairs. See, God knew, of course, the ol El Diablo would lie like a rug and trick U.S. into believing love make’n wouldn’t be possible in Heaven, so why not git a buncha ho’s and condemn yourself? ‘Sex is just for earth’ you say? WRONG. If you have the desire, anything and everything is possible in the Great Beyond. So, dream big, America. God loves that. God loves U.S. to ‘pull Him down outta the sky’ and fantasize about where we’re going. Dream extra-infinite. God can and will provide if we have a seed of faith. God will water. God bless you --- PS If you'll see in one of my avant-garde, sardonic satire hardboiled blogs, I speek of love make'n in Heaven. N'joy.

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  3. What?? Am I, like, deaf?? Tok2me. Promise I don't bite. Waaay too expensive for legal fees.

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